ultra fine knit uppers stretch across three dimensions without sagging

Tis the season! Cut loose in the Griswolds! Whether you're impressing your new boss at the company party after 8 Egg Nog Smashes or finally shoveling the walk after getting the stink-eye from the neighborhood, there's no wrong time to ham it up during the holidays.

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Sole alert: classic brown matches the pattern and time of year perfectly.

All feature super soft, premium leather uppers with an anti-slip rubber sole. Our insoles are made from incredibly yet durable latex foam under a lining of sumptuous pig leather. Bringing up the rear is a leather medallion smack dab on the heel stamped with our fearless mascot, The Goose, for guaranteed authenticity. We top 'em off with brass eyelets and all leather laces for maximum elegance. In a word: suavemente.

Non chafing liners prevent skin irritation in sensitive areas.