Softer zones remain effective after long days of wear

Hit the high seas with these buttered biscuits and go catch your bounty. Blue marlins and fishing rods adorn a healthy pink (shall we say, salmon?) leather backdrop. Get yourself a marlin!

A few details:

All feature super soft, premium leather uppers with an anti-slip rubber sole. Our insoles are made from incredibly yet durable latex foam under a lining of sumptuous pig leather. Bringing up the rear is a leather medallion smack dab on the heel stamped with our fearless mascot, The Goose, for guaranteed authenticity. We top 'em off with brass eyelets and all leather laces for maximum elegance. In a word: suavemente.

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